tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1881034105898406562012-02-16T20:00:34.528-08:00lalanoreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-188103410589840656.post-91897387717588322002008-07-29T03:15:00.000-07:002008-07-29T03:50:08.735-07:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3WVRx7Nu41U/SI7uCpKK3mI/AAAAAAAABKs/ihinY4XLhL8/s1600-h/Image_2354_.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228377946599382626" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3WVRx7Nu41U/SI7uCpKK3mI/AAAAAAAABKs/ihinY4XLhL8/s320/Image_2354_.jpg" border="0" /></a> 时间:下午12:00<br />地点:SUNWAY HOPISTAL十字路口前面<br />犯罪:驾车听电话<br /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span> </div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;">警</span>:ENCIK LESEN , IC<br /></div><div align="justify">我:。。。。<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span> </div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;">警</span>:ENCIK TAHU SANGAT KENAPE SAYA NAK SAMAN ENCIK?<br /></div><div align="justify">我: 嗯<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span> </div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;">警</span>:ENCIK DIDAPATI BERSALAH SEBAB MENJAWAB TELEPHONE TANPA "HAND FREE" KETIKA MEMANDU<br /></div><div align="justify">我:嗯<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span> </div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;">警</span>:SEKARANG SAYA NAK SAMAN ENCIK YA。。ADE MASALAH TAK??<br /></div><div align="justify">我:TAK ADE<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span> </div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;">警</span>:MACAM TU I SAMAN ENCIK YE。。。<br /></div><div align="justify">我:嗯<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span> </div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;">警</span>:SAMAN BERHARGA RM300 AMAT MAHAL ADE MASALAH TAK?? TAPI BOLEH BUAT RAYUAN..<br /></div><div align="justify">我:TAK ADE。。 </div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span> </div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;">警</span>:OK SAYA SAMAN ENCIK SEKARANG。。。<br /></div><div align="justify">我:嗯<br /></div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">做状</span></strong>走到车后写。。写。。写<br /></div><div align="justify">然后<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span> </div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;">警</span>:OK KALI INI JADI AMARAN BAGI ENCIK YE。。SAYA TAK SAMAN<br /></div><div align="justify">我:嗯。。<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span> </div><div align="justify"><span style="color:#3366ff;">警</span>: ENCIK BOLEH JALAN。。。(归还我的驾照和登记)<br /></div><div align="center">事情告一断落。。。<br /><span style="color:#ffff33;">(临走前拍他照片让他上镜一下)<br /></span></div><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/188103410589840656-9189738771758832200?l=eatfullscreamloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lalanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-188103410589840656.post-17059002663889105232008-07-21T19:17:00.000-07:002008-07-21T19:29:13.508-07:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3WVRx7Nu41U/SIVFydP8IcI/AAAAAAAABKU/MqQGDGkeX2Y/s1600-h/duo+yu.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225659675780587970" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3WVRx7Nu41U/SIVFydP8IcI/AAAAAAAABKU/MqQGDGkeX2Y/s320/duo+yu.bmp" border="0" /></a> 博客关系<br />工作友伴关系<br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>我</strong></span></div><div align="center">绝对是这个!!</div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffff00;"><strong>多一个不多少一个不少!!</strong></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/188103410589840656-1705900266388910523?l=eatfullscreamloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lalanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-188103410589840656.post-47923383641543268382008-06-25T23:39:00.000-07:002008-06-26T00:11:25.570-07:00<div align="center">忽然发现到其实在马来西亚打工是不用读很多书的</div><div align="center">因为往往那以老卖老一无是处的家伙</div><div align="center">会把你这成读过书的家伙当笨蛋甚至白痴</div><div align="center">严重到。。你老爸给你钱读书，</div><div align="center">此举MAKE UR FATHER LOOK STUPID。。SO AS IS</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">好笑的是。。本人是某某项目的专才，</div><div align="center">可是怎样也敌不过一个什么都不会的白痴家伙</div><div align="center">也不难怪啦。。事因老板也是一个半白痴的</div><div align="center">说什么都听那白痴的...</div><div align="center"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">做老板</span></strong>的请看这边 :</div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">刁你啦。。要做生意请放心意。。</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">不要他妈只顾赚钱</span></strong></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><br />傻到揽这样,</div><div align="center">麻烦你当你下属讲什么揽的时候</div><div align="center">请听听一下啦<br />要不然??<br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><br />你请我这等专才回来搞查啊!!!</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;"><br />心理很不平衡。有料的人钱少到不能少</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;">没料的人钱多也不用做还顶心顶肺</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/188103410589840656-4792338364154326838?l=eatfullscreamloud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lalanoreply@blogger.com3